Ten things that have changed in the last ten years

1. The way people date.... Remember how the butterflies would get all up in your stomach when he/she called that first time after getting the digits? Yeah, no more of that shit. Accept or friend request or double tap one too many times and there is now pixels and memes in between you and said person and no butterflies. 
2. Privacy. Nothing is a secret or even on the low anymore. No elaboration needed.
3. The number of smart people on the earth....Every since typing has become the most used form of communication these days it has exposed every person who was scared to read aloud in class back in the day.
4. TV....Most shows if not all are false perceptions of reality...
5. White girls with ass...That was not common back then...All white girls had cookie sheet booties.
6.  Fluctuating Gas Prices....That shit should be illegal in all 50 states.
7. People who sleep. Yeah I don't know either.
8. Respectful People. I am a people watcher and I see so much of this just in everyday situations and that sets the tone for whole communities. People need to respect one another even if they don't personally care for a person or group of people or whatever. Everyone deserves respect.
9. People with dreads... How long yall been growing them shits  and where was I when yall was growing em? 
10. Me.

XOXO

Gold Bird

Things I can't stand about Humans

 Why do people stare at you and say nothing? Even if you're staring at my ass say something, but don't leave that empty air pocket of thoughts floating between us. I don't know why but I feel that because of my own transparency with humans that everyone will do me a solid back. Not true. 

My client last night told me that she wish she would have met me years ago so she coulda hired me as her spokesperson because I say what most people think , but are afraid to. I keep it real because so many humans are keeping it fake and well, " I LOVE BEING DIFFERENT." 

Lying. Now that is directly related to being fake but its certain lies that really make my ass itch. Lies about being more sane than you are or having more money than you say you have and little petty shit like that. Or wanting praise for doing what an adult is supposed to do innately do. You get no "extra-praise" for doing the basics. Chill

Being hateful towards one another. Ok. There's Mfs I don't care for but Eh, Whatever. I will never go out of my way to show it. Not that important. I've learned that with age more people become competitive because they may be lacking "natural" attributes anymore and become in a way bitter of those that still "got it" You don't have to agree but I'm right. Be thankful for your own shit and quit hatin' on folks and get yo life.

                                 

Judgmental People need to build an island, inhabit it and leave us free spirits free to fly! What other people do with their time, morals, values and beliefs haven't a thing to do with mine, and vice versa. I believe that there are way too many combinations of ways to live life and that judging people for it takes way too much time and energy. If you don't know somebody within two feet and a meal or cocktail, you don't know them. Trust me.

Last but certainly not least, probably shoulda been first. The hypocrites. Aye look, hiding what you really enjoy in private and pretending you don't like it or agree with it is the dumbest shit ever. Giving advice that you yourself do not follow is just asinine. I know people like this and I call em on their shit because I cant stand it. Don't be this person , do what you do and mind your affairs, those are the kind of humans I do like.

XOXO

Gold Bird